Arkatype Farms presents
Ozarks Goat News · Late Summer Packet
The first page is a real-news briefing from public reports. The seven stories after it are fun fiction that riff on those facts. They are labeled FICTION. They are not quotes from the farms or families named.
Upload this whole folder to Hostgator (or drop pages into Blocs). Start page is index.html. Styles live in css/bleat.css. No internet fonts, no scripts — works on a phone over weak LTE.